Alison Chabloz

Last week, I received an anonymous birthday card and now an anonymous blog dedicated entirely to me has also appeared.  Beat that, Karen Danczuk !

Rochdale zeleb Karen Danczuk, wife of Labour MP now candidate Simon Danczuk, has big dreams as well as a, er, planet-sized ego and an advantageous cleavage which Karen – not liking to go ignored – displays to the world with unashamed candour. Big dreams, big ego, big cleavage. Three attributes which together with a big brain could be a recipe for success.

Queen of the Twitter Selfie Karen’s latest media zeleb appearance was a radio interview with a local internet station; two young presenters with some pertinent, some less-pertinent questions.  Sadly, Karen came over as shallow and deluded (she ‘doesn’t take many selfies’ and is ‘a fun, happy person who’s always yeah happy yeah and uh never horrible to anyone, yeah.’)

Those of us who’ve been following Karen’s tweets for the past months were appalled but not surprised by her dishonesty and trivial manner.  Further comment would require another listening – and that would really be too painful.  However, there was no mention of why Karen sold her bizarre story of being raped as a child by ‘a family friend’ – who turned out to be her brother who was allegedly ten at the time – to the UK tabloid press; the story giving her an excuse and a reason for posting selfies all the time, or so she thought ?

Without a second listen, I managed to retain that Karen – or ‘KD’ as she signs her tweets – thinks she’s a good role model and that women should dress how they want; Cilla Black and a local radio talk show host whose name I didn’t catch are KD’s greatest influences; KD appeared to say she wouldn’t mind going back to work at Aldi (or Lidl?) if and when her media career fizzles out.

At this point in the interview, Karen sounded almost resigned, ready to accept ‘failure’ ?  But she finished off with a glowing description of herself, what a nice person she is, etc.

It’s a shame that Karen doesn’t display more honesty: people might respect her a bit more if she did. For example, KD favourited abuse of me in the below screenshot :

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Islam isn’t a race. F*ck you’re dumb. Read a book

Those exact words directed at me were favourited by Karen Danczuk who at the time was still a local councillor and wife of an MP.  Karen did unfavourite, eventually – although this is not a unique example of Karen’s spiteful non-debating technique of no engagement, block, smear and fave abusive tweets. But hey, maybe her iPhone is faulty as well ?

Speaking of unfaving/deleting tweets, Toddy Rigg has deleted both his defamatory tweets with links to the anonymous blog.  Thanks for that, Toddy. A wise move.

In a short update to yesterday’s second blog From Paris to Edinburgh : I am not Charlie,  I think it’s now pretty obvious who’s writing the blog…

Pretending to be enjoying him/herself, our anon author updated last night :

Pics or it never happened ?

And let’s have this for good measure :

Toddy’s two tweets with the blog link, gone.  Andrea has left a comment with some link to YouTube – she dare not say more in her own name.  And oh the irony – if the blogger is indeed Andrea, the anti-feminist Libertarian who believes she’s the female equivalent of Robert Ambridge aka @holbornlolz, described by the Daily Mail as Britain’s Vilest Troll but in reality a cheap, right-wing propagandist with his head firmly shoved up The Establishment’s backside, as is Andrea’s.

Today, 2pm still stands.  Take it or leave it.

Xx

The Anonymous Birthday Card